JOKE- PRISON AND THE PRISONER

The bride tells her husband,

"Honey, you know I'm a

virgin and I don't know

anything about sex. Can you

explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it

simply, we will call your

private place 'the

prison' and call my private

thing 'the prisoner'. So what

we do is: put the

prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for

the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying

face up on the bed, smiling

with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride

giggles, "Honey the prisoner

seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he

smiles. "Then we will have to

re-imprison him."

After the second time they

spent, the guy reaches for

his cigarettes but

the girl, thoroughly enjoying

the new experience of

making love, gives him

a suggestive smile, "Honey,

the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the

occasion, but with the

unsteady legs of a recently

born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on

the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says,

"Honey, the prisoner

escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He

YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a

life sentence,

OKAY!