If ANIMALS could access FACEBOOK. These are most likely to
be their STATUS UPDATES..
..
MOSQUITO:- "I love it when NEPA commot Light for Night,
na then i dey see food chop."
HEN:- "I just lost my menstrual Period, i think I'm
pregnant."
COCKROACH:- '' Hi Friends, I Just find out say Baygon na Ice
Cream, Infact, E sweet past Sugar sef.
CHICKEN :- '' If you don't see My status update tomorrow, it
means i'm being served as Food at a nearby' KFC '....We shall meet in Heaven! '
PIG :- '' Chei! I no know Why people dey always gossip say i
Dirty, Na wetin concern... them...nonsense ! ''.
RAM:- "Yehhh!!!!....S ALLAH is comming, God, My life
dey your Hand ooooo..."
RAT:- ''Hmmmm.. These tenant no know say i senior them for
this house, Imagine..... Dem wan use trap catch me...Na today?
SPIDER :- "I'm planning to build something like a Third
Mainland Bridge now, I hope this dirty tenants wont do cleaning to spoil my
plans sha"
DOG :- '' I hate calabar people with Passion ! '
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